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First impressions: He wants to hear her echo. Either they are heving sex in a cave (or large closet) or he wants her to repeat what he'...

First impressions: Far East Movement (FEM) likes to get slizzered. Words that sounds like slizzered: scissored, lizard, wizard, Switzerland...

First impressions: someone thinks this is pretty . Eek. The guy obviously has some thick prescription glasses that he recently lost. He ...

First impressions: Bob wants to pretend that airplanes are like shooting stars, because he wants to make a wish. Very superstitious, Robert...

Usually I comment on specific songs, but this time I'd like to comment on songs as a whole. Listening to songs from the last decade or ...

First impression: Is this song about what I think it's about? [quietly giggles with anticipation] The song begins with moaning and Avril...

First impressions: "Sometimes we fall down, can't get back up." sounds like someone needs Life Alert . This song is about eld...

Note: Before I listened to this song I consulted the Oatmeal to determine what constituted irony. You can consult it here, so we're on ...

Note: I had never listened to this song before I wrote this. It is ridiculous to be sure, but the lyrics warrant a quick read through under...

This song has many layers, and it's easy to get lost in the complexity. I feel that it is thus necessary to deviate from my normal stru...

First impression: mentioning Bruce Willis and Die Hard has endreared me to this quiet, bashful young lady. But she seems unclear on the plot...

First impression: Ciara starts by naming things men can do but women can’t: pull up ones pants, take out the trash, be fast, put security co...